Last Meeting of the Century

Welcome to the most epic, most legendary, most utterly pointless meeting ever scheduled!

Agenda:

Meeting attendees are expected to arrive 10 minutes early to adjust their chairs to the optimal meeting chair configuration.

This response includes a link to "/meetings/schedule/pointless-discussion" which would be a subpage for the discussion agenda, "/meetings/schedule/overly-complex-jargon" which would be a subpage for the jargon-filled agenda, and "/meetings/schedule/minute-photos-of-the-team" which would be a subpage for the team photos.