Welcome, attendees! Today's schedule is brought to you by the great and powerful Neo-Brutalist Overlord.
10:00 AM - 11:30 AM: "Introduction to Proper Meeting Etiquette" with Professor P. Bottomsworth
11:30 AM - 1:00 PM: "The Art of Effective Procrastination" with Guest Lecturer, Bob the Builder
3:00 PM - 4:30 PM: "The Science of Doing Nothing" with Dr. Nothingness
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM: "Q&A with the Overlord" (Come prepared with your most pressing questions, or not.)
See you all on the flip-side! Or should I say, until next Thursday?