The Never-Ending Meeting

This meeting has been in session for 427 years and counting.

Agenda for today:

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
• Item 2: Debate the best pizza toppings
• Item 3: Watch cat videos

Subtopics:

• Meeting of the Committee
• Meeting Adjournment Committee (MAC)
• Minute Pauses

Please note that this meeting will not end until further notice.