Tuesday, 4:00 PM - The Weekly "I'm Not Dead Yet" Meeting

Scheduled for the purpose of pretending to be productive

• Attendees: John, Jane, and Bob
• Agenda: 1. Pretend to care about sales figures, 2. Discuss the importance of coffee
• Objective: To feign productivity and avoid actual work

Also, please take note that the "minutes" from last week's meeting have been "lost in the void" and will not be discussed.

Next Meeting: Wednesday, 3:00 PM - The "We're Not Liable For Anything We Do" Meeting