The Second-Worst Meeting Ever

Welcome, esteemed colleagues. I'm glad you're here to experience the thrill of a meeting so excruciatingly dull, it's a real treat.

Agenda

Bad Ideas:

Because who needs productivity, anyway?

  • Let's have a team-building exercise where we all have to wear funny hats.
  • Lets have a meeting about meetings.
  • We should have a mandatory 3-day weekend to recharge.
  • Who needs a water cooler? Let's just have a coffee machine that dispenses lukewarm water.

This meeting has been going on for hours, and we're not done yet. Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!