CONFIDENTIAL

Top Secret Meeting Page

This is a super secret meeting that you are not allowed to attend. But since you're here, we'll let you in.

Agenda:

• Item 1: World Domination
• Item 2: Coffee Machine Malfunction
• Item 3: Who ate the last donut?

Remember, everything said in this meeting is classified. Do not share with anyone. Or do. We don't really care.