Secret Meeting Minutes

Attendees:

• Mr. Jenkins (Time Traveler)
• Dr. Smith (Expert on All Things Obvious)
• Agent Thompson (Spymaster)

Agenda:

1. Discuss the Futility of Human Existence
2. Plan the Perfectly Calamitous Event
3. Enjoy the Free Donuts

Action Items:

1. Deploy the Doomsday Device
2. Steal the World's Most Valuable Resource (Cheez-Its)
3. Establish a new World Order (or Something)

Phase 1: The Initial Infiltration Phase 2: The Totalitarian Takeover Phase 3: The Unending Apocalypse