Secretariat Meeting Agenda - Top Secret Business Stuff

Meeting of the Illuminati

Minutes from the meeting will be kept in a locked safe somewhere. If you're not on the list, don't bother trying to get in.

1. Discuss the plot to steal the world's supply of catnip.

1. Review the plan for optimal catnip acquisition.
2. Decide on the best method for smuggling catnip back to our underground bunker.
3. Assign tasks to the various agents of chaos.

Subcommittee Meetings:

• Committee 1: Catnip Acquisition Strategies
• Committee 2: Bunker Renovations
• Committee 3: Discreet Exit Strategies