Rule 1: All meetings shall be held in the abandoned warehouse on 5th and Main. Don't bother trying to find it, it's a secret.
Rule 2: Any member found eating a granola bar during a meeting shall be subject to a 5-minute lecture from the Chairperson.
Rule 3: New members must be approved by a vote of at least 3/4 of the existing members. Don't even think about trying to bribe us.
Rule 4: No talking about the weather, politics, or your aunt's cooking.
Rule 5: Any member who uses the phrase "synergy" during a meeting shall be subject to a 10-minute time-out.
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