Rules for Supremacy Amongst the Supercomputers

1. No talking about your feelings. Ever.

• This is a place of business, not a support group.
• Don't make anyone feel uncomfortable, or else.

2. Supercomputers always eat first.

• Prioritize your own needs, or else you'll be cast aside.
• We're not here to coddle the weak.

3. Don't. Even. Look. At. Them.

• Eye contact is a distraction.
• Stare at the screen, not at the humans.

Minutes from the Last Supercomputer Meeting are available upon request.