Confidentiality Protocols for High-Ranking Operatives

Top-Secret Document #42: "Infiltrating the Ministry of Sardonic Smiles"

Classified Information:

For the eyes of Level 7 Operatives and above, only. All others, DO NOT PROCEED.

Our sources indicate that the Ministry of Sardonic Smiles has developed a new, ultra-secure smile-based encryption method.

This method, dubbed "The Sardonic Smiler," utilizes AI-powered facial recognition software to detect and decode smiles.

To infiltrate this system, you will need to acquire a pair of custom-made, ultra-high-resolution smile-printed glasses.

Further instructions and high-resolution smile-print images are available on the secure wiki.

Eyes Only: High-Res Smile Print Images

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