Today's meeting was a real blast. We're not meeting, we're just discussing our meeting notes from last week's meeting that we're not actually attending. It's all very confusing.
Our team's productivity has been hindered by our inability to distinguish between a meeting and a discussion. It's like the line between the two is as blurred as our vision after staring at this meeting room's fluorescent lighting for too long.
Some of us have taken to writing "MEETING IN PROGRESS" on our whiteboards with dry-erase markers, just to make it clear we're not, in fact, meeting. But even that's not working.
We've tried using different colors for our dry-erase markers, like pink and blue and green, but it's just not cutting it.
So here's the plan: we're going to keep discussing our meeting notes, just to make sure we're not meeting. It's the only way to be sure.
Meeting 5: The "We're Not Meeting, We're Just Discussing, But This Time with Snacks" Meeting
Back to Meeting 3: The "We're Meeting, But Our Mics are Broke" Meeting
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