Session 546: "The Meeting That Would Not End"

We are gathered here today to discuss the ongoing saga of the Johnson account. Again.

For those who may have missed it, our esteemed colleague, Dave, has been talking for approximately 37 minutes and 14 seconds about the finer points of "synergy" and its application to our marketing strategy.

As we speak, Dave has managed to tie together the concepts of "synergy" with "disruption" and "innovation" into a beautiful, if somewhat bewildering, tapestry of buzzwords.

Some of you may be wondering if it's time for a coffee break, but fear not! We have a special guest speaker, Mr. Johnson, who has graciously offered to regale us with tales of his latest "synergy-fueled" project, "Epicorp 2.0".

Will we finally get some answers? Probably not. But hey, at least the free donuts are nice.