Robotron 5000: The Most Unproductive Meeting Ever

Welcome, employees! Today, we're going to spend the next 4 hours discussing the finer points of our company's coffee machine.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The Coffee Machine is a Lie Detector
• Item 2: Is the Coffee Too Hot?
• Item 3: Can We Get a Meeting Room with Windows?

Important Note: Please do not attempt to take any actual work from this meeting. It's all a ruse to see who's paying attention.

Related Links:

• Lie Detector Protocol
• Temperature Control
• Office Redesign: Windows for All!