In a world where meetings never end, one man saw the truth. His name is whispered in awe by those who've suffered through PowerPoint presentations, and trembled with fear by those who've endured pointless team-building exercises.
The Seer of Slightly Lowercase Subheaders is a mystic who has seen the depths of meeting despair. He has foreseen the collapse of team-building exercises, the rise of unnecessary reports, and the inevitability of 9 am Monday meetings.