Prophecies

The ancient art of prophecies has been passed down through the ages. Our team of expert meeting prophets have distilled the most crucial knowledge into this comprehensive guide.

Prophecy 1: Meeting Time = Time is Money

Start on time, finish on time. Don't be late, don't be lame.

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Prophecy 2: The 5-Minute Rule

A meeting that lasts more than 5 minutes is a meeting that's gone on too long. Trust us, we've done the math.

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But what if you're running late? Don't worry, we've got a variant

Prophecy 3: The Art of Active Listening

Listen actively, listen carefully, listen with your eyes closed. Don't just sit there, participate!

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Prophecy 4: The Power of Positive Vibes

Meetings should be a positive experience. Leave with a spring in your step and a smile on your face.

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Prophecy 5: The Ancient Art of Meeting Etiquette

Respect the meeting space, respect the meeting time, respect the meeting snacks. Don't be that person.

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Prophecy 6: The Meeting Prophets' Secret Society

Join our secret society of meeting prophets. Share your knowledge, gain more knowledge, and maybe, just maybe, become a true meeting master.

Join now, or forever be lost in the void of mediocre meetings