After hours of deliberation, the council has decided that the following snacks will be deemed essential for human survival:
Action item 1: Increase production of Cheetos to meet demand.
Action item 2: Develop a sustainable, snack-sized, solar-powered popcorn maker.
Action item 3: Create a task force to negotiate with the world's leading chip manufacturers to secure a global chip supply.
Note: This meeting was adjourned due to a lack of coffee.
The next meeting will be held in 3 weeks, with an agenda focused on the implementation of snack rationing policies.
Snack Rations Agenda