The skies are growing dark, the air is thick with anticipation. Our research suggests that a 3-grainy texture is imminent, threatening to engulf the land with a blanket of crunchy, chunky goodness.
Stay tuned for further updates from the Texture Forecasting Agency.
Side effects of 3-grainy texture include:
Seek immediate relief if you experience any of these symptoms.
Join the conversation on our Grainy Texture Support Group and share your experiences with others who are bracing for impact.
Prepare for the worst by stocking up on emergency snacks.
Download our 3-Grainy Texture Emergency Plan for expert guidance.