The Sneakiest Expense Policy in the Known Universe

Welcome, employees! We're glad you could join us for this thrilling presentation of our company's expense policy.

As you know, our company is dedicated to making money in the most creative ways possible. That's why we've established a comprehensive expense policy that will help you do just that.

What's included:

• Unreimbursable expenses: If it's not in our budget, it's not happening.
• Personal expenses: Because who needs personal space, anyway?
• Travel expenses: Only if you're traveling for work. Unless you're not.
• Food expenses: We'll cover the first 5% of your meal. The rest is on you.

And don't worry, we've got a special section just for you: What Happens If You Get Caught?

See our Expense Reporting Guidelines for more info.