Welcome, social media prophets! Gather 'round and bask in the glow of our completely-not-pointless meeting.
We'll spend the next 2 hours discussing the finer points of Prophet 1: The Incoherent, and perhaps, just perhaps, come up with something, uh, vaguely related to social media.
But don't worry, we'll make sure to use at least 3 buzzwords in every sentence to make sure everyone's LinkedIn profile looks good.
Join us for an afternoon of existential dread and pointless pontification!
Prophet 3: The Incomprehensible-er is next week. Don't miss it!
Schedule:
12:00 PM - Arrival of the Uninspired
12:05 PM - 2:00 PM - Discussion of Nothing
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM - Break for Caffeine and Regret
3:00 PM - 4:00 PM - More Nothing
Agenda:
Item 1: What is the meaning of life, anyway?
Item 2: Is it possible to make a profit from a 4chan meme?
Item 3: Will AI ever surpass human intelligence and take our jobs?
Item 4: Who is the best social media prophet of all time?
Important Notes:
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack!
Don't forget to wear your favorite 'I'm a Social Media Prophet' t-shirt!
Don't forget to set your phone on silent mode, because, you know, productivity.
Next Meeting:
Meetings: Social Media Prophets - Prophet 3: The Incomprehensible-er
Join us for more of the same!
Disclaimer:
This meeting is not actually a meeting. It's just a bunch of people sitting in a room, staring at each other's social media profiles.