The Official Sock Puppet Fighting Championship Rules

**WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FIGHT YOUR SOCK PUPPETS IN REAL LIFE. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST SOCKS OR BROKEN TOES.

Rule 1: Sock Puppet Autonomy

Each participant must have at least three (3) sock puppets, each with its own distinct personality and agenda.

Rule 2: Sock Puppet Safety

Participating sock puppets must be properly insured against all known sock-related hazards, including but not limited to: Sock Slippage, Sock Tangle, and Sock Sudden-Death Syndrome.