Lost Socks: The Unending Conundrum

It's a travesty, we know. You've got 17 missing socks in the wash, and we're not even talking about the ones that have been MIA since the Clinton administration. This is the hub for all lost sock-related issues.

Current Sock Count:

Missing: 17 | Matched: 3 | Unaccounted for: 14

Why not explore the theories behind the phenomenon?

Or, if you will, check out our sock-neglect policy

Lost Socks of Interest:

One yellow, striped, argyle affair (last seen in the dryer)
Three matching socks from a set of 5 (currently in witness protection)
Seven singles, all with holes of varying sizes (possible victims of a particularly aggressive washing cycle)

Send us your lost sock stories, and let's unravel the mystery together!