Meetings of the Ancient Socks of the Land

Welcome to the grand council of the most esteemed and majestic Sock Puppets of the Land!

Today, we shall discuss the pressing matters of:

Whether to wear the socks with the holes or without the holes
The best way to pilfer the last remaining sock from the washing machine
How to convince the humans to buy more socks

Prophets of the Ancient Socks of the Land

Sock Guru of the Land
Sock Sorcerer of the Land
Sock Visionary of the Land

These wise and venerable prophets shall guide us through the trials and tribulations of sockdom.

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