Socko McPuppetface: We need to raise the fees to $5 per month to cover the cost of new sock yarn.
Pinky P. Puppet: But what about the poor sock puppets who can't afford it?!
Steve Sockerson: We have a "Sock Puppet of the Month" subscription plan, it's only $2.50 per month.
Socko McPuppetface: Remember when we debated the meaning of "puppet-ness"?
Pinky P. Puppet: Ugh, don't even get me started.
Steve Sockerson: I still stand by my argument that a sock puppet is 100% more puppet than a glove puppet.
Socko McPuppetface: Whoa, I've been practicing SPY and it really helps with my toe wiggles!
Pinky P. Puppet: I've been practicing SPY too, but I still can't do a decent downward-facing dog.
Minutes from the Sock Puppet Social Hour meeting of February 27, 2022, minutes 3