Sock Puppet: "Uh, I'm just here for the free coffee, guys"
Sock Puppet 2.0: "No, we have to come up with a plan to avoid doing actual work"
Sock Puppet 3.0: "I'm just here for the free snacks, but also for the plan"
Present: Sock Puppet, Sock Puppet 2.0, Sock Puppet 3.0
Meeting Purpose: Brainstorming the most efficient ways to get away with not doing work
Sock Puppet: "Uh, I'm just here for the free coffee, guys"
Sock Puppet 2.0: "No, we have to come up with a plan to avoid doing actual work"
Sock Puppet 3.0: "I'm just here for the free snacks, but also for the plan"