Welcome, esteemed puppeteers, to the most advanced sock puppetry course in the land. Here, you will learn how to manipulate your sock puppetry to its fullest potential.
Today's lesson: The art of using a single sock to control the minds of world leaders.
First, you must begin with the basics: selecting the perfect sock. A bright, bold color is a must for maximum effectiveness.
Once you have your sock, practice your "puppet face." Study the greats: Marlon Brando and Elvis are great examples to follow.
Remember, a true master of sock puppetry is a master of subtlety. Practice your craft in secret, lest you wish to attract unwanted attention from the Sock Puppetry Law Enforcement Agency.
Now, let us proceed to the next lesson: Advanced Puppetry Techniques