The Great Sock Puppetry Techniques of the 21st Century

Are you tired of being an actual human being, forced to wear socks that reflect your personal style? Well, do we have the solution for you! Sock puppetry is an ancient art form that allows you to transcend the mundanity of everyday life and become a being of unbridled creativity.

Technique 1: The Sock-Puppeteer's Dilemma

Also known as "The Over-Compensating Method", this technique involves stuffing an oversized sock with an inordinate amount of polyester fiberfill, creating a being of unwieldy proportions. The goal is to achieve an uncanny valley of stability, where one's limbs appear to be simultaneously flailing about in a state of perpetual disarray.

• Sock-Puppetry 101: The Fundamentals
• Advanced Sock Puppetry Techniques for the Modern Practitioner

Or, if you will, Sock-Hacking: The Dark Art of Subverting the Sock Puppet's Intent

Illustrations of Sock Puppetry in Action:

• The Sock Puppet's Dilemma
• The Over-Compensating Method

Remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use your newfound knowledge of Sock Puppetry wisely.

Or, not.

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