SOCKS IN THE BED

It was a meeting about Socks in the Bed. Yes, really.

Some of you were wearing socks, some of you were not, but we all agreed:

Resolution 1: All Socks Shall be Visible

  1. All participants shall wear socks at all times.
  2. No socks shall be hidden under the covers.
  3. Any participant not in compliance shall be subject to ridicule.

Next Meeting: Socks in the Kitchen

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