Forced Casual Dress Code

Because our CEO loves to wear pleated pants, we've decided to make it a thing for everyone.

Meetings will now be held in our new Casual Chic Conference Room, where everyone's forced to wear socks with sandals.

Our new dress code is simple: if it's not a pleated pant, it's not welcome in the meeting room.

We've also added a "Casual Dress Code Violation" button that you can press to summon a sternly-worded memo from HR.

So, don't forget: Pleated Pant Policy and Sock Punishment!

(Note: the button does nothing but alert you to your impending doom)