Committee of Doom: Meeting Agenda

Today's Special Interest Group meeting of the Apocalypse.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss ways to destroy the planet in 3 hours or less.
• Item 2: Vote on the best methods for global catastrophe.
• Item 3: Debate the merits of robotic uprisings vs. zombie outbreaks.

Decide on apocalyptic methods. Robot Rebellion vs. Zombie Apocalypse Minutes from the Abyss

Important Notes:

1. Do not mention "sustainability" or "green energy" during the meeting.
2. Keep all discussion civil, but not too civil.
3. No whining about the apocalypse.