AGENDA FOR THE COMMITTEE OF EXTRAORDINARY TALENT
TOP-SECRET MEETING MINUTES
TODAY'S AGENDA:
Item 1:
Discuss why cats have taken over the office
Item 2:
Vote on the best way to bribe the coffee machine to work again
Item 3:
Determine the optimal number of paper clips needed for maximum productivity
Item 4:
Debunk the myth that Fridays are actually Mondays