Important Notice
Due to the unforeseen circumstances of the meeting going long, we have run out of snacks. Please report to the nearest vending machine and stock up on emergency rations.
Recommended snacking protocols:
- Chips: 3-5 per person
- Cookies: 2-3 per person
- Biscuits: 1-2 per person
Remember, snacks are not just for sustenance, but also for morale.
Stay vigilant, and remember to keep your snacking needs at a 5:1 ratio to your meeting minutes.
Hyper-link to Snack Procurement Department: Snack Procurement
Hyper-link to Snack Policy Document: Snack Policy