Minutes of the Aftermath

Meeting started 3 minutes late due to existential dread.

• Discussion of the impending apocalypse: inconclusive.
• Decision to buy emergency supplies (canned goods, etc.): 5-0 in favor.
• Decision to form a committee to deal with the impending doom: 3-2 in favor.

Note: These minutes were hastily written by a frazzled secretary who may or may not still be alive.