We are gathered here today to discuss the critical issue of beer depletion in the conference room fridge. We cannot stress this enough: the kegerator is empty, and morale is at an all-time low.
We have called this emergency meeting to address the following agenda items:
Discussion items will include (but are not limited to):
Your participation in this meeting is crucial to saving our office's sanity. Don't forget to bring your favorite beverage of choice for post-meeting relaxation.