EMERGENCY MEETING MINUTES - BEER COUNT 2

Present: John, Jane, Joe, and 3 other people who are not as important.

Objective: Discuss the alarming rate of beer consumption in the break room.

The meeting was called to address the crisis of the break room fridge, which had been overrun by an assortment of craft beers. It was determined that 17 beers were consumed on Friday alone.

Discussion:

John: "I didn't drink 7 of those beers!"

Jane: "I'm not saying I did, but I might have had 3."

Joe: "You guys are just jealous of my superior beer-drinking abilities."

Decision:

It was decided that the break room fridge would be stocked with more beer.

Next Steps:

• Install a beer-dispensing vending machine in the break room.
• Set up a Beer-of-the-Month club for the team.
• Fire anyone who doesn't contribute to the beer fund.

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:47 PM with a unanimous decision to drink more beer.

Regular Meeting 123 | Beer Count 3