We are currently in a state of emergency, because the coffee machine is broken and we are all going to die.

Decisions are being made at breakneck speed, and we can't afford to waste any more time on bureaucracy.

Decisions include:

• NEW COFFEE MACHINE: We need something that can withstand a 3-day siege.
• COFFEE CONNOISSEUR: We need to decide on the perfect roast level.
• SURVIVAL STRATEGY: How will we survive on a caffeine-less diet for the next 24 hours?