Emergency Meeting: Cake-less Decision

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the cake budget has been slashed to zero. We're talking no cake for anyone, anywhere. It's like the apocalypse, but with more meetings.

Decisions will be made, but they will be dry and flavorless, like the coffee machine in the break room. No one will be happy, but we'll make do.

Current Options:

• Consider using a cake substitute (e.g., fruit or a sad, stale cracker)
• Negotiate with the CEO for a donut intervention
• Pretend we're not really having a meeting and just stare at each other for 2 hours, pretending to be interested