Emergency Meeting: Decisions Regarding Bleaker Cake

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we're having an emergency meeting to discuss the fate of our beloved Bleaker Cake.

Current Status: Bleaker Cake is currently in a precarious state of being both too dry and too moist. Decisions must be made.

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Alice.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Determine whether Bleaker Cake is salvageable.
• Item 2: Decide on course of action regarding Bleaker Cake.
• Item 3: Assign blame for the current state of Bleaker Cake.

Next Steps:

Create a Plan of Action for Bleaker Cake.

Or, if you'd rather, you can try to Make a Pleading Plead for Sympathy instead.