We have a code red, folks! Reports are coming in that the cake in the break room has gone rogue. It's a chocolate-chip cookie-sundae-doughnut hybrid, and it's wreaking havoc on our productivity.
Our team of experts has been called in to contain the situation, but we need your input to get to the bottom of this sweet tooth disaster.
Decisions will be made, and they will be made quickly. But first, we need to get the coffee machine to stop dispensing cake-flavored syrup, and someone needs to call in the hazmat crew to sedate the rogue cake.
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