Decisions on Normal Cake

Resolution 1: Normal Cake shall be served at all Emergency Meetings

By unanimous vote, the Committee has decided that normal cake shall be served at all emergency meetings, effective immediately. This decision is non-negotiable.

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Resolution 2: The Cake shall be served with Whipped Cream

By a 9-1 vote, the Committee has decided that the normal cake shall be served with whipped cream, as it is a well-known fact that normal cake without whipped cream is not normal cake at all.

Whipped Cream Report

Resolution 3: All meetings shall end with Cake

By a 10-0 vote, the Committee has decided that all meetings shall end with a slice (or three) of normal cake, as it is a well-known fact that meetings are only bearable with cake.

Meeting End Cake Protocol