EMERGENCY MEETING: Lessons Learned

Today's meeting was a real nail-biter. Here's a quick rundown:

Lesson 1: Don't underestimate the power of a good nap

• A certain someone really, really needed to take a nap.
• It turns out, a 10-minute power nap can save lives.

Lesson 2: The importance of proper coffee-to-water ratio

• We learned the hard way that 3:1 is the minimum acceptable ratio.
• Avoid the 2:1 ratio at all costs. Trust us.

Lesson 3: When all else fails, call the fire department

• Our fire safety officer, Bob, was instrumental in putting out the 3-alarm fire.
• He's available for hire, by the way.

Join us for our next meeting, where we'll discuss the real meaning of "Code Red".