TO: All Department Heads
FROM: The Emergency Meeting Chairperson
SUBJECT: We're All Gonna Die
As you are all aware, the world is on the brink of collapse.
Reports of catastrophic events are pouring in from all corners of the globe.
It's time to put aside petty squabbles and focus on survival.
Below, you will find a list of emergency procedures:
For those interested in more information, please visit our FAQ page or our Accordion School.
Stay safe, and stay informed.
Yours sincerely,
Emergency Meeting Chairperson