Bob, Jane, John, Alice, and 47 other people who were forced to come
To discuss the pressing issue of having to attend this meeting when there's nothing better to do
This topic was tabled due to lack of interest, but not before Bob fell asleep.
This was a clear highlight of the meeting.
We decided that the donuts were a good idea, but only if we could eat them in silence.
1. Bob will not sleep in the meeting again.
2. Jane will not make eye contact during donut eating.
3. John will not bring his cat to the next meeting.
4. Alice will make sure to bring her A-game.
Same time, same place, but with more donuts.
We adjourned at 3:45 PM, with a collective sense of relief.