EMERGENCY MEETING MINUTES

BREAK ROOM SNACKS

Minutes of the Emergency Meeting Regarding Break Room Snacks, held on a random Tuesday.

Chairman: John Smith, CEO of Important Things

Present: Jane Doe, Bob Johnson, Steve the Janitor (who was only there for the free coffee)

Agenda: Discussing the best snacks to serve during emergency meetings, due to the recent discovery of the break room fridge being infested with science experiments gone wrong.

Decisions:

• Snacks to be served: Pop-Tarts, Cheetos, and expired milk (for the sake of novelty)
• Emergency meeting attendees will be required to wear funny hats during meetings for an hour to increase productivity by 37%

NEXT MEETING:

Will be held on the same day, same time, but with slightly different snacks. Stay tuned.

Links to other minutes:

• Last Wednesday's Regular Meeting Minutes
• That one time we had a meeting in a tent
• Super Emergency Meeting Minutes (When it all went totally wrong)