EMERGENCY MEETING

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are having a meeting at 2am in the conference room. Please report to the coffee machine for instructions.

We apologize for the inconvenience, but your favorite TV show has been preempted for the meeting. Please do not attempt to rewatch the last 5 minutes, as it will not make sense.

Snacks will be provided, but only if you arrive within the first 10 minutes. After that, you're on your own.

See you there!

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