Appendix

Appendix of the Emergency Meeting Minutes

Unresolved Issues

1. The CEO still hasn't fixed the coffee machine. Again.

2. The intern ate the last donut from the break room. Again.

3. The fire alarm is still beeping randomly. Maybe.

Actions:

• Assign a team to investigate the coffee machine
• Post "Donut Eater" wanted posters around the office
• Call a fire safety expert

Unconfirmed Rumors

There is a rumor about a hidden safe in the server room.

There is also a rumor that the CEO is secretly a cyborg.

Actions:

• Investigate the server room for a safe
• Conduct a thorough background check on the CEO

Next Meeting:

Schedule a new meeting to discuss these topics further

This meeting adjourned with no resolution to the crisis at hand.