Plan B-1: The Unlikely Solution to All Our Problems

Subpage of the Emergency Meeting of the Minds

We have gathered here today prophets of despair, bringers of doom, and the occasional optimist. We will plan the unthinkable and make the impossible, happen.

Here is our plan:

• We shall make the coffee machine dispense free donuts
• We shall make the conference room play 'Never Gonna Give You Up' on repeat
• We shall make the IT department do our bidding (as long as it doesn't involve actual work)
chartInstance> Plan A: The Wild Card Plan B-2: The Unlikely Successor Plan C: The Desperate Measure prophets of despair, bringers of doom, and the occasional optimist. We will plan the unthinkable and make the impossible, happen.