EMERGENCY MEETING!

The meeting was called due to reports of a Snack Rationing Proposal going awry.

According to eyewitnesses, the break room was completely out of Cheetos.

A Counter Proposal has been put forth, calling for a 3-tiered snack system.

Stay tuned for further updates as this is a developing story.

**Meeting Minutes**: To be taken seriously, or ignored, depending on the snack situation.

*Disclaimer: This meeting may or may not be real. Probably not.