PROPOSAL:

Due to recent increases in snake sightings, the company has decided to implement a snake rationing plan to ensure the safety and well-being of all employees.

Below are the proposed rationing guidelines:

• Each employee is allowed 1 snake per week.
• Snakes must be kept in approved containers (see Snake Containers 101)
• Snakes may not be kept in the break room or near the copier.

RATIONING SCHEDULE:

VOTE ON SNAKE RATIOS to decide on the fate of this proposal!