Article 1: All snacks are rationed for the greater good of productivity and sanity.
Article 2: Snack rationing is not just a guideline, it's a Snack Hoarding Laws we all must follow.
Article 3: Snack rationing is not just about limiting, it's about allocating. We have a Snack Allocation Committee for that.
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